cancion a una novia

para que os riais un rato....

kiss!

como molan los pandas kiss!!
si esque un año tendriamos que disfrazarnos de ellos!!!
y que nos hagan ese juego de lengua...
buahahhahaha

me gusta un hombre

si, me gusta un hombre, y que??
me da igual lo que digais, por muy mayor que sea, aunque parezca mi padre....
me da igual, a mi me gusta!
si si... y me lo voy a tirar
porque a mi me da la gana

porque hay tangas para perras y porque estoy hasta los cojones de los putos topillos!
por eso y por nada mas!

I fucked my American cunt, I loved my English romance

EL:

Last week I flew to san diego to see my aunt and i met hot her step daughter. She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin and she's really tanned. As she stepped out of her massive car, I could only notice she was fuckable. I think she was coming back of her game or somthing. B'cause she was holding her stick and pom pom. On day two, I fucked her and it was wild. She s such a slut.


ELLA:

Okay, listen girls, I met the hottest guy ever. Basically as I was steping out of SUV, I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever. Who cares. Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans, funky hair and the cutest british accent ever.Straight away, I can tell he was rocker from a sexy attitude and the way he look to me. Hum he's totally awesome. Oh my god I think I'm in love.